#Oops meme parent mistake mods

I don’t know who’s more p*ssed, my wife that this plan backfired so horrifically, or his older brothers that they never thought to do this. my son has almost twice as much candy as he would have from just keeping his trick or treating. And I did swear, and we put a lot of emphasis on the importance of keeping your word. His candy had already been eaten by my coworkers. I started to tell him to put it back, but he said “What? You said I could buy whatever I wanted! You swore! I want my candy back then.” There’s my son, who has raided the clearance aisle and found two hundred Kit Kats for $10.00. Then we went to Walmart after school and the kids ran to pick out their stuff. Getting all the sugar out of his room was a best case scenario, easiest $31.75 I’d spent all week. I was shocked, but he’d been saving up for a skateboard for a bit so must’ve decided to go all in to push his savings over the edge. He said “So then it’s my money and I can buy whatever I want with it? A new skateboard even? Anything?” “You bet.” “Swear?” “Yep.” Our third child is 8 this year so called us out on the Santa thing.

They’d give up about 3/4 of their candy and buy a toy. 25 cents per piece.ĭid this with our oldest two and it worked great. When the kids get old enough to realize Santa is a hoax, that’s when we start paying in cash. When they’re young we tell them Santa brings every boy and girl a present on Halloween and the more candy you leave him, the better a present he’d leave in exchange. We live in a great candy neighborhood, so every year they come home with 100-200 pieces. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring hilarious parenting struggles, we recommend reading this story next. Keep reading to also find an interview with mother and comedian, Deva Dalporto. Enjoy these stories that every parent can relate to on some level, and be sure to upvote the ones that you find most amusing. This community, which currently has over 18 million members, is a place where people can come together and bond over the moments they really wished they had a time machine. And to celebrate all of the monumental mishaps life throws at loving parents, we’ve gathered some of the most chaotic and hilarious stories from the Today I Up subreddit. Occasionally, however, parents make innocent, hilarious mistakes, despite their best intentions. Some days, it’s best to just pick your battles. Sure, we want them to grow up to be resilient and understanding humans, but we don’t always have time for a meltdown before school or on the way to soccer practice. Don't even use images of current celebrity or political figures.Sometimes parents have to be super careful to tiptoe around their little ones to avoid causing any problems. Posts should be surreal, in the traditional 20th-century artistic sort of sense see the stickied post for more guidance on that.

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